• It’s arachna-Bowie! A rare, hairy, and yellow spider has been named after the master of Ziggy Stardust himself. It’s new title: Heteropoda davidbowie.
• Today’s flabbergast: If Fruit Loops are a healthy food, our derriere is a color television set.
• Swimmers of Amity Island, beware—great white sharks have been tagged up in New England (hear that, Robert Shaw?).
• It was only a matter of time: Porn hits Twitter.
• Meanwhile, Boulder, CO is being taken over by ladybugs.
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