• ZOMG! U.K. court tweets its ruling against a Twitter impostor.
• Nerds rejoice as “time-telescope” is unveiled, possibly changing the way data is shared on the interwebs.
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• Big brother satellites can spot illegal toxic waste from space.
• Kids that pig out on candy are more likely to be violent adults, says a new correlative study that has enraged sweet tooths everywhere.
