Ok, it’s silly, hope I didn’t offend anyone. 45 of the 50 contestants at the miss America Pageant had breast implants. Remember that some of the first sculptures of humans were obese women with almost no head and ridiculous oversized sexual organs. Some things never change.

Joanna Cake at 5 should see additional recent research on the subject, particularly the finding that in economically secure Western societies women prefer less-masculine-looking, perceptually safer and more monogamous, men. She should also note that Mr. Woods’s wife and paramours possess larger breasts and that he promised the paramours little or nothing, despite the huge economic gap. His fame is the attraction, as evidenced by the paramours’ publicity-seeking since he was outed.

An awful lot of us seem to be getting it wrong and, judging by all the wealthy sportsmen in the frame for infidelity recently, it would seem that a large wallet combined with physical prowess does not necessarily equate to a secure future.