Lust & Love Apps: Playboy Tames Down, Imaginary Girlfriend Steps Up

By Joseph Calamia | August 13, 2010 11:42 am

virtual-girlfriendThose subscribing to the iPad version of Playboy really will be reading it for the articles: The magazine has announced that it will forgo the naked women photos to conform to Apple’s stance against all apps deemed (pdf) obscene and pornographic.

The Telegraph reports that a “tasteful headshot” will greet iPad readers in place of the full glory of a playmate of the month, for example. Covering up (or cropping out) the skin will keep Playboy from that ever-growing list of app rejects, which formerly included one from a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist.

Another app that escaped the banned list is My Virtual Girlfriend, which we found on the blog Neatorama. The game allows players to advance twenty “relationship levels” and apparently has a heart meter that you fill by engaging in activities like virtual hand-holding and virtual kissing. You can also thrill your virtual material girl by buying her shoes–she sounds like a real catch.

Though the Virtual Girlfriend disclaimer warns that the company is not responsible for any resulting marriages, we fear for anyone to whom that applies.

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Image: My Virtual Girlfriend

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  • Angelina Amerson

    This is a very light and clean and a little flirty app but mostly funny. My Virtual Girlfriend app came out after the Ban list / restriction came out so it was already tested under restrict guidelines. We would keep our app clean any way simply because that is how we would like to operate.
    Thank you
    Angelina producer of My Virtual Girlfriend

  • Brian

    Now the flipside of Apple is Craigslist.

    Apparently Craigslist CEO, Jim Buckmaster, said that he was shocked to learn that they have Adult Services site. But he says that it now makes sense why so many people come to the ugly site each day.

    Read what Jim has to say. FUNNY

  • Working online

    I’m extremely impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it is rare to see a nice blog like this one today..
    Online jobs work from home


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