NCBI ROFL: 101 uses for a dead body (mummification optional).

By ncbi rofl | August 16, 2010 12:40 pm

103608130_15a2d20a73_zCadavers and mummies as therapeutic means

“Sickness befallen onto him, man found that plant and animal derivatives invigorated him. Thereafter, he found a therapeutic benefit in using man as a means of self cure and especially, dead man from violent death. The foam of the skull of cadaver was an excellent antiepileptic as well as blood coming out from a freshly decapitated man. By applying on diseased parts of his body, so as to get rid of inflammation or infection, cadaver’s hands were used against tumors of all kinds. Dead human skin were processed into belts and used therein for helping delivery of parturition women. The mummy must be blackish, foul smelling and hard. Those who were whitish, odorless and powder-like, were unfit for use. Mummy powder applied to the nose would stop nose bleeding. Ambroise Paré (1510-1590) was an adversary of those practices.”

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Photo: flickr/Michael Scheltgen

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  • Jumblepudding

    Who knows what amazing archaelogical information was annihilated for the production of ‘mummy powder’. Yeesh.

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