NCBI ROFL: Horrified hot tub is horrified.

By ncbi rofl | September 17, 2010 7:00 pm

hot tubBladder Perforation Associated with Hot Tub.

“ABSTRACT Introduction. Bladder perforation is a rare and life-threatening event. Timely diagnosis may prevent further injury-related morbidity and mortality. Aim. To present a case of bladder injury associated with masturbation in a hot tub. Methods. This report describes a case of bladder perforation in a 54-year-old female who presented to the emergency department 2 days after masturbation with a water jet. Results. Following percutaneous drainage and intraoperative closure of the bladder, the patient was discharged on postoperative day four and has had no sequelae. Conclusion. Cross-sectional imaging and cystography can facilitate immediate diagnosis and expeditious treatment of bladder injury associated with masturbation in a hot tub.”

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    I would think something like this would hurt. Ouch….. A little embarrassing too.

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