This is the First Photo Ever Uploaded to the Web

By Veronique Greenwood | July 11, 2012 11:12 am

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Long, long ago, and far, far away—specifically, in the early 90s in Switzerland—computer scientists at CERN were test-driving a little something called the World Wide Web. And when the time came to test the thing’s capabilities with photographs, guess what happened to be on hand?

A Photoshop job of a group of CERN administrative assistants and significant others who sang physics-themed doo-wop. Sample lyric:

You never spend your nights with me
You don’t go out with other girls either
You only love your collider

(dip da-oo-yeah)

Abraham Riesman over at Motherboard has a great feature laying out the hilarious mundanities behind the Web’s first photo, from father-of-the-Web Tim Berners-Lee’s cross-dressing—““I don’t know whether I should be telling you this, but he worked at CERN and I saw him because he was part of our pantomime in our amateur operatic society,” remembered Colette Marx-Nielsen, a Cernettes member (she’s second from the right in the photo). “He was the dame dressed as a woman.””—to CERN’s (still extant) Hardronic Music Festival, where the photo was snapped. It’s a truly entertaining read.

The most prophetic line: ““The Web, back in ’92 and ’93, was exclusively used by physicists,” de Gennaro recalled. “I was like, ‘Why do you want to put the Cernettes on that? It’s only text!’ And [Tim Berners-Lee] said, ‘No, it’s gonna be fun!’”

Thank you, Abraham, for telling the story of this historic artifact. And now….Les Horribles Cernettes!

Image by Silvano de Gennaro via Abraham Riesman

  • Joel Clausen

    I love it.

  • Mcdixon9

    Who said scientists and engineers don’t like to have fun!!

  • JMM

    The inclusion of the Cray-XMP as background scenery, with its bench seating and CERN selected color scheme, brings back fond memories.  It’s nice that this footage has been preserved and revived.   I love it.

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