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Archive for the ‘old-skool’ Category

NCBI ROFL: The clinical value of boredom. A procedure for reducing inappropriate sexual interests.

“A combination of aversive therapy and orgasmic reconditioning failed to produce the expected changes in sexual activities and arousal patterns. (more…)

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February 10th, 2012 by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, old-skool, penis friday | 1 Comment | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Characterization of coarse particulate matter in school gyms.

“We investigated the mass concentration, mineral composition and morphology of particles resuspended by children during scheduled physical education in urban, suburban and rural elementary school gyms in Prague (Czech Republic). Cascade impactors were deployed to sample the particulate matter. Two fractions of coarse particulate matter (PM(10-2.5) and PM(2.5-1.0)) were characterized by gravimetry, energy dispersive X-ray spectrometry and scanning electron microscopy. Two indicators of human activity, the number of exercising children and the number of physical education hours, were also recorded. (more…)

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November 25th, 2011 by ncbi rofl in analysis taken too far, NCBI ROFL, old-skool, WTF? | No comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Ooh girl, shock me like an electric eel.

The ‘electric stroke’ and the ‘electric spark’: anatomists and eroticism at George Baker’s electric eel exhibition in 1776 and 1777.

“In 1776 and 1777 five living electric eels exhibited in London became a sensational spectacle that appealed to anatomists, electricians and connoisseurs of erotica. George Baker’s exhibition made visible the ‘electric spark’ of the electrical eel and a series of experiments were both witnessed by and participated in by members of the Royal Society and the metropolitan elite. Some participants even grasped the eels firmly in their hands and felt the ‘electric stroke’ of the eel in addition to observing the spark. In their observation of the electric eel some of these spectators transposed the vivid electric spark from the sphere of electricians and anatomists into that of satirical and erotic literature. (more…)

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September 16th, 2011 by ncbi rofl in fun with animals, NCBI ROFL, old-skool, ridiculous titles, scientist...or perv?, WTF? | No comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Colombo and the clitoris.

“In 1559, the Italian anatomist Realdo Colombo (1515/6-1559) claimed to have “discovered” the clitoris. Closer scrutiny reveals that whilst he certainly emphasized the role of the clitoris in female sexuality, his claim to priority is unfounded. (more…)

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March 18th, 2011 by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, old-skool, penis friday | 1 Comment | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Study proves driving like an old person is contagious.

Nonconscious activation of an elderly stereotype and speed of driving.

“Under the guise of evaluating a head-up display in a driving simulator, 11 participants (5 men), ages 21 to 35 years, completed scrambled-sentence tasks (while waiting at stop signs) designed to prime an elderly stereotype. (more…)

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February 15th, 2011 by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, old-skool | 3 Comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Double feature: Personalities of punks and perils of their pointy parkas.

341529621_2f0c63640cSelf-image of punk rock and nonpunk rock juvenile delinquents.

“The purpose of this study was to provide some understanding of punk rockers. Although they have received media attention in the depiction of their unusual hair and clothing styles, there is limited information about their personalities. (more…)

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June 21st, 2010 by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, old-skool, ridiculous titles | 15 Comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Self-surgery: not for the faint of heart.

rogv650657.f1_defaultToday’s ROFL isn’t exactly funny, but it is bizarre, awe-inspiring, and a little frightening. Here are three cases of DIY surgery.  And we aren’t talking about removing an ingrown nail; these are major surgeries. Although the excerpts of each article are longer than our usual fare, they are definitely worth reading!

Auto-appendectomy in the Antarctic: case report

“The ship Ob, with the sixth Soviet Antarctic expedition on board, sailed from Leningrad on 5 November 1960. After 36 days at sea she decanted part of the expedition onto the ice shelf on the Princess Astrid Coast. Their task was to build a new Antarctic polar base inland at Schirmacher Oasis and overwinter there. After nine weeks, on 18 February 1961, the new base, called Novolazarevskaya, was opened…One of the expedition’s members was the 27 year old Leningrad surgeon Leonid Ivanovich Rogozov. He had interrupted a promising scholarly career and left on the expedition shortly before he was due to defend his dissertation on new methods of operating on cancer of the oesophagus. In the Antarctic he was first and foremost the team’s doctor, although he also served as the meteorologist and the driver of their terrain vehicle.

After several weeks Rogozov fell ill. He noticed symptoms of weakness, malaise, nausea, and, later, pain in the upper part of his abdomen, which shifted to the right lower quadrant. His body temperature rose to 37.5°C. Rogozov wrote in his diary:

“It seems that I have appendicitis. I am keeping quiet about it, even smiling. Why frighten my friends? Who could be of help? A polar explorer’s only encounter with medicine is likely to have been in a dentist’s chair.”

All the available conservative treatment was applied (antibiotics, local cooling), but the patient’s general condition was getting worse: his body temperature rose, vomiting became more frequent.

“I did not sleep at all last night. It hurts like the devil! A snowstorm whipping through my soul, wailing like a hundred jackals. Still no obvious symptoms that perforation is imminent, but an oppressive feeling of foreboding hangs over me… This is it…I have to think through the only possible way out: to operate on myself …It’s almost impossible … but I can’t just fold my arms and give up… The guys have found out. They keep coming by to calm me down. And I’m upset with myself—I’ve spoiled everyone’s  holiday. Tomorrow is May Day. And now everyone’s running around, preparing the autoclave. We have to sterilise the bedding, because we’re going to operate. (more…)

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May 3rd, 2010 by ncbi rofl in health issues I wish I didn't know about, NCBI ROFL, old-skool, super powers | 4 Comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: My love for you has many layers, like the onion…that I put in your va-jay-jay.

onionAn unusual case of vaginal tumour.

“A young unmarried woman aged 24 years, suffering from cancerophobia, came to the clinic in an acute anxiety state, convinced that she had a malignant growth, having, she stated, only that morning felt a hard lump in the vagina.

She was a well-nourished person and there was no history of loss of weight, menstrual iregularity, or vaginal discharge; nor was there any previous history of gynaecological or other relevant disorder. She did, however, exhibit signs of emotional distress with sweaty palms and tachycardia.

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A large, hard, smooth lump filed the vagina. On removal it was found to be a globular circumscribed object, possessing no capsule, and on section was seen to have a laminated structure (Figure). It was identified as a specimen of “liliaceaeoma” or an Allium cepa. (more…)

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March 26th, 2010 by ncbi rofl in health issues I wish I didn't know about, NCBI ROFL, old-skool, penis friday, WTF? | 8 Comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

NCBI ROFL: Don’t ask, don’t check my gag reflex.

coughLove is in the air at NCBI ROFL!  Tuesday-Friday this week, we will feature research articles about love in its most physical form (okay, we just mean plain ol’ sex).  Enjoy!

The gag reflex and fellatio.

Extracts from the 1950 paper:

“In a study of consititutional psychopathic personalities especially the sexual deviants, it was found during a routine physical examination that the gag reflex was frequently absent. This was a more definite finding in those homosexuals who admitted fellatio. (more…)

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February 12th, 2010 by ncbi rofl in analysis taken too far, NCBI ROFL, old-skool, penis friday, valentine's day week | 2 Comments | RSS feed | Trackback >





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