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Smart Seaweed Uses Laws of Fluid Dynamics to Survive Big Waves

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Seaweeds showing off their drag reducing skills.

Littered with the dehydrating corpses of seaweeds, beaches after a big storm are a reminder that life can be tough out there in the crashing waves. But seaweeds aren’t totally defenseless. A recent study in the American Journal of Botany studied two different strategies that seaweeds use to reduce drag so that fast-moving waves don’t uproot them.

Drag is proportional to the total area of the seaweed multiplied by drag coefficient, which depends on the seaweed’s shape. (For example, a boxy school bus has a higher drag coefficient than a race car.) That means seaweeds can either get smaller or more streamlined to ride out the waves.

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May 14th, 2012 2:23 PM Tags: drag, fluid dynamics, ocean waves, seaweed
by Sarah Zhang in Physics & Math. ’Nuff Said., The Ocean & All Its (Endangered) Wonders | No comments

NCBI ROFL: Do men prefer redder va-jay-jays?

Red is not a proxy signal for female genitalia in humans.

“Red is a colour that induces physiological and psychological effects in humans, affecting competitive and sporting success, signalling and enhancing male social dominance. The colour is also associated with increased sexual attractiveness, such that women associated with red objects or contexts are regarded as more desirable. It has been proposed that human males have a biological predisposition towards the colour red such that it is ‘sexually salient’. This hypothesis argues that women use the colour red to announce impending ovulation and sexual proceptivity, with this functioning as a proxy signal for genital colour, and that men show increased attraction in consequence. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 11th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, penis friday | 1 Comment

NCBI ROFL: Female chimps choose their sex noises depending on the audience.

Female chimpanzees use copulation calls flexibly to prevent social competition.

“The adaptive function of copulation calls in female primates has been debated for years. One influential idea is that copulation calls are a sexually selected trait, which enables females to advertise their receptive state to males. Male-male competition ensues and females benefit by getting better mating partners and higher quality offspring. We analysed the copulation calling behaviour of wild female chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes schweinfurthii) at Budongo Forest, Uganda, but found no support for the male-male competition hypothesis. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 10th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in fun with animals, NCBI ROFL, scientist...or perv? | 2 Comments

Guinea Pigs Getting Paid: The Economics of Selling Your Body to Science

<p>Most people who've spent time on a college campus have seen fliers advertising the payoff for participating in, for instance, psychological experiments: do a questionnaire, get $10, a free meal, a gift certificate, yada yada. How do scientists decide what they’re going to pay for your body and mind?</p>
<p>One option is the "inconvenience unit," the National Institutes of Health's way of calculating how much recompense a clinical trial subject should get. For each unit of inconvenience--pain, embarrassment, annoyance, and so on--you get $10, in addition to an hourly wage for your time spent in the clinic.</p>
<p>But the NIH doesn't precisely define or quantify a unit of inconvenience. Christine Grady, acting chief of the NIH Clinical Centers' department of bioethics, is currently compiling the first-ever study looking at how many inconvenience units various procedures have gotten over the years. "An MRI is maybe 5 or 6, a blood draw maybe 1 or 2, a questionnaire, according to how invasive or sensitive it is, maybe 2 or 3," she estimates.</p>
<p>So if you're looking to cash in on questionnaires in an NIH trial, best to find the ones that inquire about your sex life. The snapshot above is from the Kinsey sex survey.</p>
<p> </p><p>Of course, some people get involved in studies because they want to be a part of something bigger. The folks who volunteer to lie in bed for three months with their feet elevated slightly above their heads so that scientists can <a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/05/qa-nasa-scienti/" target="_blank">study the physiological effects</a> of being in zero gravity tend to be passionate about space flight. They get paid about $5,000 a month, which isn't quite peanuts. But spending that much time off your feet causes significant muscle atrophy and bone loss, so participants must get checked six months after the study ends and again after a year.</p>
<p>That's dedication.</p>
<p> </p><p>Many scientific studies, though, pull from the vast pool of Psych 101 students required to participate in studies for class credit. The things people will do for class credit are…well, let's just say we're surprised.</p>
<p>For one, they <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2011/12/14/ncbi-rofl-chest-waxers-beware-body-hair-protects-against-bedbugs/" target="_blank">consent to have their arms shaved</a> and let bedbugs crawl around on them. For another, they listen to <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/01/04/ncbi-rofl-knock-knock-whos-there-some-random-statement-that-you-wont-remember/" target="_blank">interminable knock-knock jokes with the punny bits taken out</a>. And let’s not forget the study where college students were directed to wear bathing suits <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/02/29/ncbi-rofl-doing-math-in-a-swimsuit-is-always-a-bad-idea/" target="_blank">and then made to feel self-conscious about their bodies</a>.</p>
<p>Hope that course credit was worth it.</p>
<p> </p><p>The Rolls Royces of science experiments--relatively low risk and decent payoff--are Phase I drug trials conducted by pharmaceutical companies. "They want to control the environment very carefully so they can isolate the effects of the drug," Grady explains. "You can find studies where the requirement is to come in for two weeks, and the payment is $2,000." Drug trials can also come with perks. While you're hanging out in Pfizer's clinical trials center, for instance, you’ll get <a href="http://www.newhavencru.com/sites/NewHavenCru/Pages/photo_gallery.aspx" target="_blank">arcade games, a pool table, and widescreen TV</a>.</p>
<p>Drug company Phase I trials are the domain of <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/30/money-for-paid-clinical-research-studies/" target="_blank">those people</a> who claim to <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.05/feat_drugtest.html" target="_blank">make a living as scientific subjects</a> (check out a Wired feature on them <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.05/feat_drugtest.html" target="_blank">here</a>). There is a system to it: lining up the trials, making sure you have a two-week cleanup period between studies so you're clean, and so on.</p>
<p> </p><p>One thing to keep in mind if you try to become a professional guinea pig: The studies are designed to pay so little that they're not a great deal for anyone. While getting thousands of dollars to take some mysterious drug in a research center may sound cush (depending on how you feel about uncertain health risks), the hourly rate is actually quite low.</p>
<p>That's because overpaying patients is something researchers try hard to avoid: Ethics committees discourage any amount that might make people hurting for cash act against their best interests. If the people likely to apply to the study are elderly or unemployed folks desperate for money, or if the community the center is in is poor, the going rates for research subjects' time go down, to a level where they'll actually have to weigh the costs and benefits before getting involved.</p>
<p> </p><p>In the days before university ethics committees became ascendant, studies sometimes included subjects who had more than a passing acquaintance with the researchers yet were still treated in a manner that seems a bit shocking today.</p>
<p>In a <a href="http://io9.com/5900319/scientists-created-a-pain-measurement-scale-by-burning-the-hands-of-women-in-labor">1949 study</a> on pain, women in child labor consented to have their hands burned between contractions. The women, as the methods section described, were either nurses themselves or the wives of physicians and other "professional men." They undertook participation in the study in order to help others.</p>
<p>They were not paid for their labors.</p>
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May 10th, 2012 11:18 AM Tags: clinical trials, drug trials, inconvenience unit, medical ethics, National Institutes of Health
by Veronique Greenwood in Photo Gallery, Top Posts | 5 Comments

NCBI ROFL: The effects of caffeine, dextroamphetamine, and modafinil on humor appreciation during sleep deprivation.

“STUDY OBJECTIVES: Sleep loss consistently impairs performance on measures of alertness, vigilance, and response speed, but its effects on higher-order executive functions are not well delineated. Similarly, whereas deficits in arousal and vigilance can be temporarily countered by the use of several different stimulant medications, it is not clear how these compounds affect complex cognitive processes in sleep-deprived individuals. DESIGN: We evaluated the effects of double-blind administration of 3 stimulant medications or placebo on the ability to appreciate humor in visual (cartoons) or verbal (headlines) stimuli presented on a computer screen following 49.5 hours of sleep deprivation. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 9th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in eat me, NCBI ROFL, science or human rights violation? | No comments

NCBI ROFL: Scientific proof that milk is better on cereal than water.

Physical properties and microstructural changes during soaking of individual corn and quinoa breakfast flakes.

“The importance of breakfast cereal flakes (BCF) in Western diets deserves an understanding of changes in their mechanical properties and microstructure that occur during soaking in a liquid (that is, milk or water) prior to consumption. The maximum rupture force (RF) of 2 types of breakfast flaked products (BFP)–corn flakes (CF) and quinoa flakes (QF)–were measured directly while immersed in milk with 2% of fat content (milk 2%) or distilled water for different periods of time between 5 and 300 s. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 8th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in analysis taken too far, eat me, NCBI ROFL, rated G | 15 Comments

Thick, 1,000-Year-Old Dental Plaque Is Gross, Useful to Archaeologists

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What big plaque deposits you have!

A dentist will tell you to floss everyday, but an archeologist might, well, have different priorities. Turns out the nitrogen and carbon isotopes in dental plaque can give archeologists a look at 1,000-year-old diets.

The buildup of plaque on this set of teeth is, um, impressive. (Cut the skull some slack though, this was before we had dentists to chide us about daily flossing.) Without the benefit of modern dental hygiene, the plaque built up over a lifetime, layer upon layer like a stalagmite. In a paper recently published in the Journal of Archeological Science researchers exhumed 58 medieval Spanish skeletons and scraped off their dental plaque to test carbon and nitrogen isotopes. When they compared the isotope profiles of the Spaniards to that of plaque from an Alaskan Inuit, the scientists found the ratio of nitrogen-15 to be quite different. That makes sense, as the Intuit ate a predominantly marine diet, and there is more nitrogen-15 in the protein molecules of organisms living in sea than on land.

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May 8th, 2012 2:46 PM Tags: archaeology, archeology, dental hygiene, dental plaque, diet, isotopes, nutrition, teeth
by Sarah Zhang in Diseases, Injuries, & Other Ailments, Where We Came From & Where We're Going | 1 Comment

NCBI ROFL: Do women prefer more complex music around ovulation?

“The evolutionary origins of music are much debated. One theory holds that the ability to produce complex musical sounds might reflect qualities that are relevant in mate choice contexts and hence, that music is functionally analogous to the sexually-selected acoustic displays of some animals. If so, women may be expected to show heightened preferences for more complex music when they are most fertile. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 7th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in feelings shmeelings, how is babby formed?, NCBI ROFL | 3 Comments

NCBI ROFL: Women’s sexual and emotional responses to male- and female-produced erotica.

“Whether erotic films made by women are more arousing for women than erotic films made by men was studied. Forty-seven subjects were exposed to both a woman-made, female-initiated, and female centered, erotic film excerpt. Photoplethysmographic vaginal pulse amplitude was recorded continuously. Self-report ratings of sexual arousal and affective reactions were collected after each stimulus presentation. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 4th, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, penis friday, scientist...or perv? | 7 Comments

NCBI ROFL: PhDs agree: bees see like me!

Bees perceive illusory colours induced by movement.

“Certain black-and-white patterns, when rotated at appropriate speeds, can create the artificial perception of hues. We report that this illusion is not confined to human vision, but is also perceived by an insect, the honeybee. The findings suggest that certain features underlying the processing of colour information are shared by man and bee.”


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May 3rd, 2012 7:00 PM by ncbi rofl in fun with animals, NCBI ROFL | 1 Comment

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