Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water…
Remember the ‘Montauk Monster‘? Last August, a strange carcass was photographed on Montauk, Long Island which made waves circulating the internet. As I wrote then, despite rumors about genetic engineering, bioterrorism, and worse–the critter was probably a dog or raccoon.
Well it seems the public can’t get enough of the ‘mystery‘ and nearly a year later, ABC news is reporting another odd-looking animal on the beach in Long Island. So is Fox news. But as for labeling it a ‘monster‘, I’m skeptical. Foremost, both sites admit the story was initially reported on the blog Montauk-Monster.com. Occam’s razor anyone?
Still, I’m not interested in discussing why 21st century popular media seems obsessed with dead animals and associated conspiracy theories. It’s worth noting however, what’s making top news… and more importantly, what’s not.






May 14th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I think it’s far more important that the news talk about the Montauk Monster, racy Prejean pictures and the latest spat between Democrats and Republicans instead of like.. something actually useful to know or possibly important to the development of society.
Idiocracy here we come.
May 14th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
From Brooklyn Eagle, New York November 4, 1892.
That kind of stuff has been around for a long time with the same fascination.
May 14th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Seeing that fragment of the skull, the phrase ‘dead sheep’ comes to mind. Those tufts of wool still clinging to the skin also suggest ‘dead sheep’; they also suggest `idiots who can’t even tell dead sheep from imaginary monster’.
May 15th, 2009 at 1:02 am
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