This was the very segment that cemented John Oliver’s position as my pretend science correspondent boyfriend. (I’d had my eye on him for a long time, though.)
A long time ago I read an article that pointed out that orang hip joints are more like ours. Now here’s more about the same. I hope the orangs win, because I think they’re much more appealing.
Orangs may be appealing (although permanently naked and hostile), but my pretend science correspondent boyfriend will be swearing off further dalliances with them.
Horrible overtones of “science is for boring timewasting nerds” and “human ancestry is irrelevant.”
On the other hand, a sad sort of nod to the last holdout (and her 6 books) on the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis.
Well, to hell with all of you.
MAN DESCENDED FROM **AQUATIC ORANGUTANS** BRAIN-EATING. WHO TOUCHED MONOLITHS. AND HELD INFANTS WHILE THEY THREW STONES. WHOSE EVERY ACTIVITY WAS AN EPIPHENOMENON OF GENETIC EXCHANGE AND PARASITES.
Sheril Kirshenbaum is a research associate at Duke University and co-author of Unscientific America. Sometimes she's a classicist, radio jock, or congressional staffer. For more information, visit her website.
August 7th, 2009 at 11:27 am
This was the very segment that cemented John Oliver’s position as my pretend science correspondent boyfriend. (I’d had my eye on him for a long time, though.)
August 7th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
He is quite a charming and articulate fellow.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
No wait, he’s going to be MY boyfriend. (Hope my husband isn’t reading.)
August 7th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
A long time ago I read an article that pointed out that orang hip joints are more like ours. Now here’s more about the same. I hope the orangs win, because I think they’re much more appealing.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Orangs may be appealing (although permanently naked and hostile), but my pretend science correspondent boyfriend will be swearing off further dalliances with them.
Not because of jealousy, mind you, but parasites.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
what about bonobos?
August 8th, 2009 at 1:09 am
Horrible overtones of “science is for boring timewasting nerds” and “human ancestry is irrelevant.”
On the other hand, a sad sort of nod to the last holdout (and her 6 books) on the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis.
Well, to hell with all of you.
MAN DESCENDED FROM **AQUATIC ORANGUTANS** BRAIN-EATING. WHO TOUCHED MONOLITHS. AND HELD INFANTS WHILE THEY THREW STONES. WHOSE EVERY ACTIVITY WAS AN EPIPHENOMENON OF GENETIC EXCHANGE AND PARASITES.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:39 am
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