I suspect there are pews in Tryst because the owners are good business people and knew inexpensive, sturdy seating when they saw it. I know a family who has one in their front hall and another family that has one on their porch. The family with the pew in their front hall uses it for storing school backpacks and the kids use it when they sit down to pull on their boots. It’s the perfect size and seating height for that. (It’s especially funny to me because the mom is an ordained minister, so they know exactly what their boot bench is.)

Now that you know what pews look like, I’ll bet you’ll spot a lot more.

And don’t worry, your atheist heinie is safe . . . unless you’re at a pew with a kneeler.

When you sat on them and thought, the ions transferred over to you, releasing their energy, resulting in a burst of productivity. This effect has been documented in numerous clinical studies and therefore cannot be refuted! It also scrubs your dna!

Now that you have published this, all the competing thinkers are writers are going to flock to that cafe and sit in your spot, and drain the pew of all its productivity ions. So you better get back there and soak up some productivity before it’s too late!

As for being a second generation atheist, my parents may have set a record. They took me to worship exactly zero times. Nevertheless (gasp) I’ve managed to be pretty productive!

That is the only positive thing to be said on this s..t .
The problem is, the adherers of that nonsense do not
realize that.
Georg