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No Sock-Puppets, Creationist or Otherwise

I’ve got a pretty lax attitude towards comments. Creationists are free to add theirs. But there are limits.

In response to a post on evolution Friday, the first comment I got a very long announcement about “A PARAGON OF SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT!” [sic]–a book that proved evolution was wrong. It came from someone named C. David Parsons.

Others responded.

Jeered might be the right word.

One commenter, named Paul Burnett, called Parsons sad.

And then someone named Steve Larimore attacked Burnett. “I’ll bet he’s never read the book. If he had, he would crawl back into the hole from whence he wonders out at night to do his evil deeds.”

A quick check of IP addresses revealed Larimore and Burnett Parsons share the same computer. Probably the same brain, I’d wager. In any case, that’s a bannable offense around here.

[Update--Sorry, Paul, for the typo]

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August 4th, 2008 12:39 AM by Carl Zimmer in General | 8 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

8 Responses to “No Sock-Puppets, Creationist or Otherwise”

  1. 1.   Tucker Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 12:53 am

    What an interesting development. I can’t imagine how the guy responded to his proof readers.

  2. 2.   jldugger Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 3:03 am

    We have a similar problem with people in Linux; it’s common enough that there’s a pair of guys going around talking about “poisonous people”.

    video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4216011961522818645

    In a sense, Open Source is applying academic principles to software development, so it stands to reason that some findings also apply to science.

  3. 3.   Brian Schmitt Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 3:06 am

    Apparently this Parsons fellow has a legion of followers…in his own head.

  4. 4.   stu Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 6:35 am

    seems to be a verycommon thing , creationists using sock puppets to prop themselves up.

    What about this for a simple idea….

    The last three digits of the commentors IP address shows next to their name..

    for xample mine would show “stu.133″, then , EVEN the public will be able to see at a glance , the likely sockpuppets….

    if you see creationistguy1.235 ” say some thing , and then “random guy.235″ back himup , itsgoing to be fairly obvious…

  5. 5.   Larian LeQuella Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Hence why I am VERY OPEN about my comments. Heck, you can go to my web page and find out more than some would probably be comfortable sharing. ;)

    That said… these creationists ARE a sad lot. To sit around and see all this evidence and try to refute it with your little delusions…

  6. 6.   Don Snow Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    I’m not a Creationist, but I am a Christian. Imho, evolution is not all wrong. It does have some provable activities: for example, natural selection at a local site.
    I’ll probably never take a college evolution course. When I go back to college, it’ll be one class a semester. First, I want to take vocal music. I don’t care if I get credits, or not. I’m going to improve my voice, not for a major.

  7. 7.   Sheri Williamson Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Given the similar bombastic stylings of the two comments, I’d have been more surprised if the IP addresses hadn’t been the same.

  8. 8.   Paul Burnett Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Hi – this is the real Paul Burnett – not a sockpuppet for Clarence David Parsons.

    Yeah, “Steve Larimore” sounds like Clarence. I even once got a nastygram from someone purporting to be Clarence’s wife…and it may have been, but who knows?

    I’m actually not following Clarence around, as “Steve” suspects. I’m following intelligent design creationists (or “cdesign proponentsists” as they are coming to be called more and more – Google the term if you’re not familiar with it) around, and Clarence shows up at the same watering holes, flogging his pseudoscience.

    Here’s why I think Clarence is sad: Here’s part of his publisher’s website (http://www.tatepublishing.com ): “Have you written a book? Are you looking for a publisher? Have you searched out and submitted your manuscript to dozens of publishing companies only to be turned away, time and time again? If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, Tate Publishing could be your answer.”

    I think Clarence, a successful businessman with more money than good sense, has been taken in by a vanity publisher. I can’t prove it, but check out Tate and see what you think.

    Tucker: I bet Clarence knows more about his subject than Tate’s proof readers…but not much. (chortle)

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