DISCOVER Magazine. Science, Technology and The Future
Current Issue
Subscribe Today »
  • Renew
  • Give a Gift
  • Archives
  • Customer Service
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Newsletter
  • Health & Medicine
  • Mind & Brain
  • Technology
  • Space
  • Human Origins
  • Living World
  • Environment
  • Physics & Math
  • Video
  • Photos
  • Podcast
  • RSS
The Loom
« Comments Are Up Again
Happy Holidays: There’s A Seeker Born Every Minute! »

May 25 Is Darwinius Day, The Most Important Day IN 47 MILLION YEARS!

A friend passed on this ad that aired for “The Link,” the show about Darwinius on May 25. Take a look.

Yep. That’s right. May 25 will be more important than 9/11. Than Pearl Harbor. Than every date in human history. Pre-human, too.

Let this be the starting point from now on for all discussions of science hype.

Update: A commenter asked if this was a spoof. It’s not. This is a real ad for the show.

Update #2: The TV producers who passed on this video to me are now wondering if this particular piece is actually some kind of mash-up, using an original teaser ad and encrusting it with even more over-the-top-itude. Are there any YouTube-ologists who can parse such things? Take a look at this and this and this and, in particular, this, which was posted by someone who suspected it was a semi-hoax.

If I had to guess, the original ad, which aired on or around May 14, was a series of historic dates (including 9/11–classy!) with voiceovers, ending with Darwinius Day (which from now on will be the day I celebrate beautiful fossils by hyperventilating into a paper bag).

Then somebody decided the ad was so ridiculous that he or she had to take it up an extra crazy notch–grafting some of the original design from the History Channel web site. If my hypothesis is correct, there is one seriously funny amateur video editor out there.

Question: did anyone see the original on TV?

Share

May 22nd, 2009 11:20 AM by Carl Zimmer in Darwinius, Evolution, Meta | 52 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

52 Responses to “May 25 Is Darwinius Day, The Most Important Day IN 47 MILLION YEARS!”

  1. 1.   Laelaps Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 am

    I saw something very similar to this (starting with “what if everything you knew was a lie?”) when I was searching for information about Ida prior to Tuesday’s event. I really wanted to believe that it was some other stunt unrelated to Ida, but now I think I have to go throw up… Ugh.

  2. 2.   Michelle Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 am

    LOL.

    Uh, this is a spoof, right?

  3. 3.   Byron Roberts Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Hmmm, funding must be getting really tight for the paleontology community, if they’re resorting to such theatrics….

  4. 4.   Carl Zimmer Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am

    No–this is real. Still LOL?

  5. 5.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Oh CMON – they’re clearly kidding!

  6. 6.   Carl Zimmer Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Well, Michael, it is the History Channel that made this ad, so it’s not a satire from someone else. And I see no wink-wink in it. And it’s consistent with all the hype on their web site, etc.

    But let’s say they were kidding. That would mean they’re making a joke about 9/11. That’s a pretty weird sense of humor.

  7. 7.   Cromercrox Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I don’t believe it. The reason I don’t believe it is that the Most Important Day Ever will be tomorrow, when I’m gonna put up a new chicken coop in my garden. Witness this global media event at http://cromercrox.blogspot.com as I liveblog my massive erection.

  8. 8.   Jason Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    It could be worse guys. This is the History channel so they could’ve put the Roswell crash date on there.

  9. 9.   Ralf Muschall Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    It is clearly meant to indicate what the cause of Darwinius’ death was: He forgot his towel.

  10. 10.   Thomas R. Holtz, Jr. Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    This is clearly not the most important date ever. That was last year, when the History Channel started to air Jurassic Fight Club. Let’s get our facts straight… :-S

  11. 11.   Bob O'H Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Did anyone else spot the 0AD in there? Yep, the History Channel used a non-existent date.

    I do feel the Blogosphere has to do something to ‘celebrate’ this, but I’ve no idea what. Any suggestions?

  12. 12.   Alisa Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Hmm… Sit cooped up indoors and watch The Most Important Event Ever on the History Channel, or have fun out in the sun at my friend’s Memorial Day barbeque? Decisions, decisions…

  13. 13.   Wendee Holtcamp Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Wow.

  14. 14.   Jason Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Speaking from a personal point of view, the most important day in 47 million years was the day I was born. I mean, that day is kinda important to me you know.

  15. 15.   ERV Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    *blink*

  16. 16.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Remember the scene in the ’90s movie ‘Reality Bites’ where the cheesy edgy-TV-show producer (Ben Stiller) shows the sincere and contemplative documentarian (Winona Ryder) how they completely ruined her serious work with over-the-top sensationalism — and how she ran out of the building pissed off and upset about the demise of our culture? That’s how I feel.

  17. 17.   Andrew Forbes Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    This is an embarrassment to the scientific community. Misrepresentation of facts and hyping of science like this just confuses the public and makes the discipline seem less than serious.

  18. 18.   foolfodder Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I’m waiting for someone to say “Gotcha!”

  19. 19.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    oh, but I forgot … in this case the authors of the find are not only okay with the sensationlism, but actively promoting it! WTF?!

  20. 20.   Blogger Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    I thought creationists were the only ones who did this.

  21. 21.   foolfodder Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Are we sure that this whole thing isn’t some kind of elaborate hoax? How much effort would it take to fake the fossil and images etc., does the peer review process actually include looking at the fossil itself?

    /paranoia – or is it?

  22. 22.   BJM Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    I thought the whole point of the “missing link” was to show that everything we know (or theorize) is true?

  23. 23.   Bob Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    More important than the moon landing?!?!

    Jeezo, the hype on this is incredible.

  24. 24.   Star Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Notice how the promotional spot doesn’t actually say what the show will be about. It’s a big bait-and-switch – “woo woo look, big shiny thing” followed by “oh, it’s just a nice-looking fossil that adds a little bit to our understanding of a specific aspect of evolutionary history”.

    Their promotions department needs to take a medically-supervised vacation to a nice, quiet, padded room.

  25. 25.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    You have to look at this in context – the History Channel is one of the campiest TV stations around. This is basically the same ad they use for all of their shows!! Yes, they play it straight, but they’re clearly making fun of the whole thing too.

  26. 26.   John Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Don’t you heathens know, the Earth is only 6,000
    years old!

  27. 27.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    @Michael Eisen … you are seriously defending this?! You don’t think a culture that systematically over-hypes/sensationalizes science runs the risk of making true communciation of science perceived as ‘boring’ by the general public?

    Also … does THC call themselves “campy”? They do have some good programs … are those campy? How is the general public to know which programs are campy or not? Your argument reminds me of the “he’s just an entertainer!” argument when Limbaugh gets criticized. Just becuase THC is entertainment does not give them a free pass to be irresponsible.

    I am very intersted to see who comes out to defend all this hype as the “right thing”.

  28. 28.   Coronavirus Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Well, somebody had to pay for the million dollar fossil.

  29. 29.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    I’m NOT defending it. It’s completely ridiculous!! Beyond ridiculous. Even pernicious. But it IS also kind of funny…

    Take it out on the authors for choosing to work with them if you want. But we shouldn’t feel particularly affronted by the History Channel – they’re not making a special effort for Darwinius – this is just the way they are.

  30. 30.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Speaking of the million dollars… I’m surprised that more people haven’t been discussing the history of this fossil. It seems like an interesting/potentially seedy story, but it’s been oddly absent from most of the media coverage. Did I just miss it?

  31. 31.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    @MichaelEisen – The ‘How the Earth was Made’ show is quite good … not campy, not ridiculous, not science turned into a Michael Bay movie … isn’t this also The History Channel? I’m not buying this “this is the way they are” defense.

    Pernicious AND funny?

  32. 32.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    @BrianR – I must just watch the wrong things. The shows I’ve seen about British history are the campiest things on TV.

    But I’ll take your word for it about the channel. Though I still think your ire is misplaced. I would really love to know the backstory here though. How did the History Channel get involved?

  33. 33.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    @MichaelEisen — fair enough, but what is getting people peeved is that all the hype (and subsequent meta-hype) is overshadowing the actual science and what appears to be an interesting discovery.

    We’ll see how this plays out … but, it sure seems that this ridiculously over-the-top PR campaign is going to do more harm than good. You’re right, there isn’t nearly as much buzz about the actual fossil than there is buzz about the buzz. If, over time, this whole flap is recognized as being the result of mishandling and poor judgement, I’m sure we will read about whose “fault” it is.

    The point is, it’s a circus — and because of that, the science is, unfortunately, taking a back seat.

  34. 34.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    @BrianR – I’m watching the full trailer now. It’s really over the top. They managed to use the phrases “Missing Link” “Rosetta Stone” and “Holy Grail” within like 20 seconds…

  35. 35.   Sigmund Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Its a joke, right? There’s a short version of this that actually was made by the History channel (with just a few dates and then finishing with the May 25th date). It looks like someone extended it and made it outrageous.

  36. 36.   Teal Cuttlefish Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    This does not pique my interest in the topic in the slightest. It’s so pumped up that the program could not possibly live up to its hype.

  37. 37.   Happy Holidays: There’s A Seeker Born Every Minute! | The Loom | Discover Magazine Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    [...] Blogs / The Loom « May 25 Is Darwinius Day, The Most Important Day IN 47 MILLION YEARS! [...]

  38. 38.   rondo Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    @Sigmund – i think it’s already pretty outrageous with just the dates, no?

    it makes me embarrassed for anyone with any journalistic sensibilities working for History. because you know there are some intelligent people working there. they’ve just drunk the kool-aid and allow something like this to happen. how do you sleep at night, guys?

  39. 39.   Coronavirus Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    @Michael Eisen: The origin of the fossil is an interesting story, however, I don’t think the media dived into it because it is “technically” confusing. I had to look this up myself because I don’t know much about fossil preservation.

    The fossil was found in 1983 and had two parts to it, the slab and partial counter-slab (I had no idea what this meant, if you don’t either, I suggest you look it up because the story makes a lot more sense).

    The partial counter slab was sold to a museum in Wyoming and the missing pieces were fabricated so it looked like a complete fossil. The fossil that we’re looking at now is the slab that a private collector was holding on to until he sold it for a million bucks. The researchers realized that the fossil sitting in Wyoming was the counter slab to the one they just purchased and it was back in 1983 that “Ida” was actually named. If I’m wrong, please, explain the correct version to me.

  40. 40.   J Pardo Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Quoting BrianR:

    THC

    Hey guys, I think we found the problem.

  41. 41.   PZ Myers Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    You can get the backstory now — Seed Media interviewed History Channel executives, as well as Hurum and a PLoS One editor. I was kind of gaping in disbelief as I read it — the promotional tie-ins were forged right from the very beginning, as Hurum tried to get hold of the fossil.

    I wrote up my opinion of the affair. I’m not thrilled.

  42. 42.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    @J Pardo ha ha … I didn’t even notice that!

  43. 43.   The Darwinius hype is beginning to burn | The Atheist Mind Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    [...] Oh, man. I’m willing to keep saying that Darwinius masillae was an important discovery, but the PR machine is making it hard to do so without cringing. Carl Zimmer has the History Channel ad for their program on it. [...]

  44. 44.   The Darwinius hype is beginning to burn | Science News Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    [...] Oh, man. I’m willing to keep saying that Darwinius masillae was an important discovery, but the PR machine is making it hard to do so without cringing. Carl Zimmer has the History Channel ad for their program on it. [...]

  45. 45.   Michelle Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Thanks for the note, Carl. Whew, it’s a good thing that this was a spoof after all. But not a good thing that people find it hard to tell whether it is or not–it just goes to show how over the top the real hype is. The clips from the actual documentary don’t seem too far out there though. Even so, I think such a documentary is at least several months premature. It seems that the scientists involved placed publicity and fame over the requirements of scientific enquiry.

  46. 46.   BrianR Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    So … is this definitely a parody? It’d be good to know, since it’s making the rounds rather quick.

  47. 47.   Anonymous Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 am

    What does it say about PLoS? Is it still a good place to publish?

  48. 48.   Michael Eisen Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    @Anonymous – why would this affect the way you see PLoS? PLoS One put the paper through a normal, non-accelerated peer review and, after the paper was accepted, accommodated the authors’ request for an accelerated publication data.

  49. 49.   Tom Jones Says:
    May 25th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    It’s the new Festivus!

  50. 50.   Big Ratings For Darwinius Day. So How Was It, Cable-Viewers? | The Loom | Discover Magazine Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    [...] making stuff up. Certainly the hype ginned up last week over Darwinius was packed with plenty of nonsense. But sometimes a show and its publicity are very different. What’s the case [...]

  51. 51.   Death by Hyperbole : I Wish I Knew Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    [...] tip to Carl Zimmer over at The Loom for this and other sens­ible writ­ing about Darwinius. Death by Hyperbole by I Wish I Knew, unless [...]

  52. 52.   Sunday links | Not Exactly Rocket Science | Discover Magazine Says:
    March 27th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    [...] the first detailed analysis of the paper, while Carl’s kept tabs on the story’s timeline, including the amusing furore over whether Darwinius’s name was actually rightly [...]

Leave a Reply





    • About The Loom

      "Celebrated curiosity monger"

      --Brain Pickings

      Carl Zimmer writes about science regularly for the New York Times and magazines such as Discover, where he is a contributing editor and columnist.

      He is the author of twelve books, the most recent of which is Science Ink: Tattoos of the Science Obsessed. His website is carlzimmer.com and his address is blog at carlzimmer dot com .




    • Google Profile


    • Facebook

    • RSS Recent Posts

      • In The Beginning Was the Mudskipper?
      • A Flu Shot For Life
      • The Vital Chain: Why Manta Rays Need Forests
      • Tapeworms in the brain: Fearfully common
      • Lost voyages to the North Pole and more: Catching up with Download the Universe
    • Science Tattoo Emporium

      I once wondered aloud if scientists had tattoos of their science. The answer was yes, and this ever-growing collection is the evidence. I've turned them into a book about art and science called Science Ink: Tattoos of Science Obsessed.


    • Loom Junior

      My Tumblr home for scattershot
    • Books

      Carl Zimmer is the author of twelve books and counting.



      "Beautiful. Packed with fascinating stories"-Nature
      Order a copy




      "Fascinating and enlightening"--The Guardian
      Available in paperback, hardback or Kindle



      “Carl Zimmer takes us behind the scenes in our own heads. He has ferreted out all the most wondrous, bizarre stories and studies and served them up in this delicious, sizzling, easy-to-digest platter of neuro-goodness.” —Mary Roach, author of Packing for Mars and Stiff
      An ebook exclusive: Amazon, Barnes and Noble, carlzimmer.com




      New! More Brain Cuttings:
      Further Explorations of the Mind
      Order from Amazon and Barnes & Noble and Apple



      The Tangled Bank: An Introduction to Evolution

      "The Tangled Bank is the best written and best illustrated introduction to evolution of the Darwin centennial decade, and also the most conversant with ongoing research."--Edward O. Wilson, Harvard University
      Order a copy



      Microcosm: E. coli and The New Science of Life

      "Superb...quietly revolutionary"--Boston Globe
      Order a copy



      Soul Made Flesh: The Discovery of the Brain and How It Changed the World

      "Fascinating...thrilling... Zimmer has produced a top-notch work of popular science."--Los Angeles Times
      Order a copy



      Evolution: The Triumph of An Idea

      "As thorough as it is graceful...This is as fine a book as one will find on the subject."--Scientific American
      Order a copy



      Parasite Rex

      "A book capable of changing how we see the world."--The Los Angeles Times
      Reissued with a new epilogue by the author.
      Order a copy



      At the Water's Edge: Fish With Fingers, Whales With Legs, and How Life Came Ashore But Then Went Back to The Sea

      "A fascinating story, which Zimmer unfolds as a tale of high-stakes scientific sleuthing."--Booklist
      Order a copy

    • Twitter Updates

        follow me on Twitter
      • Comment Policy

        Light but firm. Details here.
      • Recent comments

        • mo on In The Beginning Was the Mudskipper?
        • megan130 on In The Beginning Was the Mudskipper?
        • Pascale on In The Beginning Was the Mudskipper?
      • Categories

      • Blogroll

        • A Blog Around the Clock
        • Aetiology
        • Babel’s Dawn
        • Bad Science
        • Creature Cast
        • Culture Dish (Rebecca Skloot)
        • Dan Ariely
        • David Dobbs
        • dechronization
        • Developing Intelligence
        • Evolution & Medicine Review
        • Gene Expression
        • Genome Boy
        • Genomicron (Ryan Gregory)
        • io9
        • john hawks
        • John Rennie
        • Jonah Lehrer
        • Knight Science Journalism Tracker
        • Laelaps (Brian Switek)
        • Language Log
        • Mind Hacks
        • Mind Matters (David Berreby)
        • Mixing Memory
        • Mystery Rays From Outer Space
        • Nobel Intent
        • Not Exactly Rocket Science
        • Oscillator
        • Pharyngula
        • Prerogative of Harlots
        • RealClimate
        • Robert Krulwich
        • Sandwalk
        • Science Cheerleader
        • Science Made Cool
        • Skeptical Science
        • Small Things Considered
        • Speakeasy Science (Deborah Blum)
        • Steve Silberman
        • Steven Johnson’s blog
        • Superbug
        • synthesis
        • Tetrapod Zoology
        • The Intersection
        • The Inverse Square Blog
        • The Last Word On Nothing
        • The Panda's Thumb
        • The Tree of Life
        • This Week in Evolution
        • Why Evolution Is True
        • Word Routes (Ben Zimmer)
        • Zooillogix
      • My stuff

        • CarlZimmer.com
        • Facebook
        • microcosm: E. coli and the New Science of Life
        • My article archive
      • Archives

      • Nifty Fifty

      • Why “The Loom”?

        "...among the joyous, heartless, ever-juvenile eternities, Pip saw the multitudinous, God-omnipresent, coral insects, that out of the firmament of waters, heaved the colossal orbs. He saw God's foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad." --Moby Dick


    • Kalmbach Publishing Co.

      Copyright © 2012, Kalmbach Publishing Co.

      Privacy - Terms - Reader Services - Subscribe Today - Advertise - About Us