Remember how un-cuddly and un-fuzzy animals were getting the shaft from both the media and the public alike? Well, finally an organization is taking a stand for the rights of the slimy, the toady, and the generally awful. The Conservation Law Foundation has asked the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to add the Atlantic wolffish—the picture speaks for itself—to the Endangered Species List.
As with the majority of aquatic species, the fish is being royally screwed by commercial fishing and could soon be wiped off the planet. The only difference between it and all those photogenic dolphins, however, is that the wolffish is, well, freaking hideous. Which makes it all the less likely that the CLF’s push will be well-received—especially considering that New England fishermen are already eying this move as a potential source of more fishing restrictions.
So unless it’s discovered to make pearls or form the world’s greatest sushi, we’re not holding our breaths for the foundations and charities to spring forth trumpeting the species’ survival. Ah well—we’ll always have pictures.
Image: Flickr/eirikm


October 2nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
They should have call this fish the
Hillbilly redneck fish. he got the same teeth anyway
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
This brings up an interesting question about the future of earth’s animal species - will animals someday face evolutionary selection for cuddliness?
October 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
“The only difference between it and all those photogenic dolphins, however, is that the wolffish is, well, freaking hideous. ”
The only difference? Well, except that dolphins are mammals and the wolffish is , well, a fish.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@Actarus
Wow. Racism is ok if directed at whites, apparently.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@Jason
Since when are all “hillbilly rednecks” white? Since when is making fun of hillbillies directed against Caucasians in general?
And I like that fish…it’s got style.