Comments on: The Center for Disease Control Has a Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse

By: shorD

shorD — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 02:58:05 +0000

I would get really stoned. go to the nearest gunstore, walmart, sporting good store and take as many guns, han guns, shotguns, rifles, boxes of ammo, grenades. i would grab a small suv witha snow plow and steal it. then stop at the nearest liquor store and get hella lotta alchohol. next i would round up all the homies and get there cars and convoy to canada cause every 1 knows they got the best bud. and border patrol would be or can be un knowingly be a corinteen for my convoy. so we would killa couple zombies. take the plasma tvs or any useful goods thats could be useful. then we go to canadt and head over the seas to england and live happily and rich over in that mutha fucka. Wicked clowns. Whoop whoop.

By: Heather

Heather — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:45:37 +0000

I think this made emergency preparedness fun. The CDC should run the campaign around Halloween. Maybe sell a zombi theme emergency kit.

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By: Vogie

Vogie — Sun, 22 May 2011 03:16:12 +0000

Stop the herp-a-derp – The CDC was being absolutely clever with this. If only all of our uses of taxpayer money were recieved so well.

Quick! Name the last time, before this, you went to the CDC’s site. You can’t. Name 4 people you know who only go online to check email and laugh at cats – they probably didn’t even know the CDC had a site, and the one person that did only knew there WAS a CDC because he watchs House. The world is blissfully ignorant at the people whose life work is keeping us safe. And this shows that when a wee bit of imagination added to strictly serious disaster issue preparedness, and suddenly it’s widely accepted & read. The CDC’s site crashed, there were so many hits, and there are no outbreaks. That has NEVER happened. Absolutely brilliant.

By: olajine

olajine — Sat, 21 May 2011 15:57:23 +0000

is this really about zombbies or about the weather???

By: megan

megan — Sat, 21 May 2011 14:29:53 +0000

like people r going to believe this they wud send me to a mental institution for saying this and even though this is some what useful for people that want to just kill a shit load of zombies theres not much about in here about it i guess ill just plunge my steleto heel in to em

By: froogger

froogger — Sat, 21 May 2011 08:29:51 +0000

All sound advice, but isn’t this a tad late for the rapture? Not that I recall anything about zombies from the scripture, but apparently there’s something going down tonight.

Gawd, I love the geekness of zombie apocalypse preparedness.

By: tom hanks

tom hanks — Sat, 21 May 2011 03:27:51 +0000

your gay colin. screw you lacy. this zombie apocalypse is going to happen its some serious f****** s*** and when it does all you darn motherf****** are gonna be eaten alive and i will tbag what is left of your bodies and then fight for my life and SURVIVE. thats how ya do it. bam. thats right. you just got told by tom hanks. F*** WAL MART.

By: Colin

Colin — Sat, 21 May 2011 02:11:45 +0000

I’m torn between laughing this off and being seriously pissed about the waste of taxpayer money.

By: lacy

lacy — Sat, 21 May 2011 01:52:33 +0000

are you kidding me…lol..so not only do we have to worry about hurricans and floods..we have to worry about zombies now..thanks cdc